The Wake Up Call
Dark RoastSingle Origin
$22.00
Our signature high-caffeine blend. Bold, smoky, and unapologetic. Guaranteed to kickstart your morning.
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Every bag feeds a shelter animal for a month.
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Customer Voice
4.9
Downright delicious! Beautifully roasted with well-balanced and robust flavors. Shipping was impressively fast and the freshness is unmatched since these are shipped within days of roasting.
Verified Customer - Houston, TX
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